himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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the fact that we have holograms gives me a lot of faith in humanity and idek why

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trolllinginthedeep:

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i love you

best chinese food ever

cakemeister:

notcuddles:

Unconditionally Supportive Manatee! (IDK what this meme is called, so I named it.  I assume he’s okay with that.)

one of the many reasons i love manatees

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i was supposed to have chinese food an hour ago

my mom’s boyfriend left to pick it up and he still hasn’t come back

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

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#we owe you bro

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Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.

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The Box Scene 

theboxscene:

“Extraordinary Merry Christmas:” Act Six

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sob

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funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

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